(Strips by Chris Read 2005-2007)

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"47 Meatballs" is Snowflake's answer to "The Far Side". Whatever happened to "The Far Side"? I always liked that comic. The calendars are always hilarious. That guy's gotta be making a boatload of money a second... wait, what was I talking about again? -Editor

Not in Kansas Anymore Don't Forget "The Days of Our Lives... Are Numbered" $@#%! Beats Atkins Heads! The Truth If I could rearrange the alphabet... Clipped She Lights Up My Life Write-In Meteorology for Dummies Across the Virtual Tracks Talk Like a Pirate Day 2005 May I take "Days Alex Trebek Regrets Going to Work" for $500? Just ordinary. Blue Period Sheets with a stinging feeling. Where's the giant Buffalo wings? ...just one of 20 passengers in his vehicle. Really Small Change Truth in Advertising I prefer "Cold Duck". Play like an Egyptian. I'll Poker Later Bullfighting Cosmetics Beats Bigbutt! It'll come... Doomed! Can it! La La La La Lemon Bouncy Oddities Run Away! Deception Another Bad Pun Flushing Comedy Give Peas a Chance We could learn a thing or two. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Make it easy! Another incredible invention! Dirty Laundry Um, ok. DOH! Really strange! Well, technically, SMB2 took place in Subcon, not the Mushroom Kingdom. Beat It! Huh? First of Many Where's Trump when you need him? Wierd History Chesty What about the Cubs? Giving in. Collecting It could happen to anyone. Bouncing back after the storm. I SMELL BACON! The Wright Stuff Do they know the "Elecric Slide"? What they don't tell you... Turkey in the Straw Right next to the "(" key. Just don't press "escape". DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Internal Gridlock Worth a Shot We're sorry, but your comic is in another castle. Stinky! Don't forget "The Old and the Pitiful" Another Little Known Secret Makes Sense Security! Advice Uncommon Diagnostic Practices They're magically disgusting. Dropping the Hbomb Details Rhea Life Small Talk from Small Change Guest: Stickler for Detail Islamic Capitalism White House Meat I'll get you, my pretty... His name is my name too... Inspiration Missed Fishy More Truth in Advertising He Must've done something really bad. Sneaky America's Least Wanted Unemployment or Bust! Heeeeeeey! Macarena! Unpretty Chris's mind is in the gutter. It Bugs Me Typo One Solution That, and Fox News Beats Yao Ming Sad Do the Bart, Man! Stinky Game Ideas Beats "Donkey Pong" "Who lives in a fruit salad down in a lake..." Where's the aliens? Test your strength! Easy as Pi! Reflective To Tell the Tooth Zombie Kid Was a Friend of Mine That just might work! More good ideas! Just men-tal. Everything's online these days. Multitasking One of the great mysteries nobody talks about. Duh! Handing Off Funnier than a Locomotive I'm sure it beats "Snakes on a Plane". Teenage Wasteland The Tide is high, and I'm moving on... Ode to the '80s. ...or make it into a cake. More retro gaming. Sold Out Some people will buy anything. C-minus Funny Side Down Future's Not Bright Stupid Marketing What about Eli? Bad Kitty Go directly to the trash. Do not pass go. Do not collect a million dollars. Beats the "Wierd Butt" network. Journey to Stupidity There's nothing left but Ordinary. It's a sign! It was Earth all along. B sharp! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! Throw another shrimp on the... Rush Hour Traffic To the naughty list. Nah. Just runs on Windows. Nosy Ramped! Useful DUCK! Like Pulling Teeth Same white trash, now bouncier! Too many spinoffs. If you're slow & you know it, ramp your Honda And Domino's hits your wallet Wrong end of the deal And chimneys at Home Depot A cartoon that is good for you. Cathol-ick!-ism Contests, a Broad Hookers? 'Footless' Joe Jackson Gwue Tricks Not For Dummies A ball with balls An Alternative to Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends Cartoonists who swear and the paper that hates them How come nobody thought of this? Safe for change Peas and Quiet Not safe for change Don't Forget "Veal or No Veal" Where's Boomhower? They Celebrate Everything Down There Sign of the Times To Get Run Over Bugs: Funny Thinking Outside the Box "Cats" & Dogs W-Mail What About Moscow? Divorce, part 1 Divorce, part 2 Am I Blue? Wash & Werewolf Soup That Gives You a Buzz Giving You the Malcolm Yo! Cross-Promotion?

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